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You're a keeper (1)
You're a keeper (2)
You are just right
Run away with me
I could eat you alive
I would diet for you
I can't sleep without you
Men like you really exist?
Women like you really exist?
How did I end up with you?
You are attractively strange
Fancy a pint?
Fancy a grumble?
You make me feel normal
Thanks for putting up with me (1)
Thanks for putting up with me (2)
Are you sorry yet?
Me and my big mouth
drink about you too often
You've hurt my last feeling
Life is pretty hideous without you
There's something fishy about you
I'm happier being miserable
I don't appreciate you quite so much when you yell
Just once, I would like to be the talker
Me, me, me
Why can't you be more like me?
You make me look intelligent
I drink so I have something to blame... (1)
I drink so I have something to blame... (2)
If you can read this, we're too close
If you don't want to grow old with me...
The only thing I'm getting from you is older
I am not a masochist
So sorry to learn that you have rabies
This is your day to be recycled
You put the "moo" in moody
You are so deluded
You're always there for me...
Do you want me to check your ears for free?
I could just squeeze you sometimes
I wouldn't wish you on my worst enemy...
What is it like being a jerk?
I'm giving you the bird
Too bad the crocodiles got you